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VOICE: Tommy Cooper

QUOTES BY
Tommy Cooper.

Tommy Cooper famous quotations and many other quotes wrote by Tommy Cooper

3 Quotes Found

"Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!"
LANE: Marriage
"So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'"
LANE: Car
"A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'"
LANE: Age
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