10 Quotes Found
"I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out."
"If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days."
"Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'"
"If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?"
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you."
"When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?"
"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world."
"Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!"
"Carpe per diem - seize the check."