Quotes by Lewis Grizzard | Orlando Road Dawg

3 Quotes Found

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."

LANE: Marriage

"You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'"

LANE: Attitude

"I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married."

LANE: Loneliness

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"We find the gold in the asphalt. If you're building a legacy, you're in the right place. Pull up and let's work."